that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
Confirm that you received these messages so that I know you feel the agony of my vagina. There is such a thing as "too many penises".
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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