Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
a commercial for my antidepressant came on and they said you shouldn't take if if you drink right as i took a shot
god is laughing at you again
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
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