I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
Johns diaper came in the mail. He's freaking out thinking there's some conspiracy going on since he sharted on the drive home from st. Louis
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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