I wish there was a morning after pill that made you instantly sober
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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