So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
Oh, btw, UPS might come by. Drunk me ordered us $75 worth of gummy airhead starburst type candies. Whatever it is, it'll be delicious.
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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