normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I knew my chances of getting laid had increased after she walked into my room and yelled "DICK TIME"
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
Just had an old man tip me two dollars and say "here put this in your baby fund, you'll have a baby someday" I swear this is gods way of saying GET ON BIRTH CONTROL NOW!
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
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