Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
Some girls wake up to good morning texts. I wake up to pictures of an angry Shrek getting a blowjob.
Why is there a condom in my ukulele?
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