Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
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