Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave?
I 'm gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
Something about getting whistled at in my work clothes while crossing the street with three Nuvarings in my back pocket feels wrong.
They want yo temporarily sterile ass.
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
You ever have a fart follow you around?
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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