why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
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