Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
Well, after emptying the contents of my stomach into a fucking rose bush, the only things moving through my digestive system are pills, coffee, and my own lip gloss. If that gives you any idea what kind of a day I'm having.
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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