I cannot find my penis.
Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
I finally got the glitter off in time to get to the party and bang the bday boy in the bathroom while his girlfriend was lighting the bday cake candles.
You drunkenly promised dick pics on your way out the door and then never delivered. I don't know how I'll ever be able to trust you again.
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
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