Did you go home with that guy without me?
Sorry boo - it's pouring and I found a boy with a car
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
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