If you're gonna cry pregnant again I'm not coming over.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
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