Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
Mr. Clingalot just ran from our apartment. What the hell?
I started to cry afterward and mumble random things. Examples: "God, please don't make me be so gay anymore" and "my mom is going to be so proud of me for fucking a dude this time." It was that or let him stay the night and cuddle. I mean, fuck that horrible shit I'm a girl that needs her space.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
did you just send me my own nude
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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