if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
Brandon's Recipe: two parts cocoa, one part sugar, one part milk, two parts four, 378 parts paranoia. Thanks for the fucking brownies, bitch.
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
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