Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
Sitting on the curb by new england comics with a weeping drunk girl who's eating french fries saying she'll never be as successful as her sister the hand model. She's scaring the nerds.
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
When she introduced her friend to me I shook his hand and told him not to leave his ugly vest at my apartment in the morning. He took it off and bought me a shot.
He offered to take me to my appointment after breakfast then kind of just sat there and watched me get a papsmier. Most awkward first date ever.
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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