the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
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