Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
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