is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
A guy just walked down the street dressed as Mickey Mouse holding a 40oz. Where the hell did you leave me?
He left his phone. Turns out he;s been sexting with some girls who can't spell. Time to break out the herpes scare.
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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