I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
Did you hear me? I HAVE THE CONTENTS OF AN NBA PLAYER'S CONDOM IN MY BEDROOM TRASHCAN!! This shit is potentially worth millions of dollars to a fertile young female who is ovulating. How do I sell it fast??
Why would I send you a picture of it when I could just steal the gnome and put it in your bed with you? Admit it, he looks just like gnomeo!
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
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