just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
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