Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
Randomize
