i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
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