Three words: puerto rican gang bang
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
Come see our sink grown plant.
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
When we started taking double shots of vodka and chasing it with a lick of fruit roll-ups, I knew there'd be hell to pay in the morning.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
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