I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
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