But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Rescue me. My white trash great uncle just pulled out his belly at the restaurant to show us how big this woman's tit was
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
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