have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
whose ass print is on the piano?
We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
You used your chihuahua as a pillow screaming "HE'S A PILLOW AND A PET" and proceeded to puke in the dog bed
my nose is crying tears of wow.
Went up to some dude that hit on Laura and told him he has a voice like a grandma. Apparently didnt have muscles or kindness like grandma so can you pick me up at the ER please?
Woke up to I'm AWESOME written in purple crayon all over my walls. I love drunk me
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
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