Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
so i finally decided to ask her out. she started mumbling, then she puked on me. i think i'll try again when she's sober
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
Fun holiday story for you: Alex and I went out drinking. She left. I needed a ride home. Met this dude and told him to drive my car back. Once at my house, I made him take out my dog and then apologized for not wanting to make out with him. I said, let me go see if my roommate is interested and then I slept in Alex's bed all night.
20 bucks says he was an actual leprechaun
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
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