you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
do you want me to make hamburgers?
i'm vegan
i'll put lettuce on them
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
He just used my bikini trimmer to give himself a fumanchu. And I still plan on having sex with him tonight. This has to be what true love feels like.
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
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