After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
I just saw a San Diego firetruck. No wonder they can't figure out how to fight wildfires if they get so fucking lost they end up in Nebraska.
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
Can I come take down that wallpaper yet? I stopped seeing that dude and I need to occupy my time with something besides getting drunk at bingo night and cussing out old people. Also, i'm not sure on the legal stipulations but I might have, unintentionally, committed grand theft auto at some point.
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
The dick lei will go down in squad history
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
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