Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
On a Thurs night I found myself drunk in a limo w 9 dudes on my way to a strip club. Once there I was handed $100 in ones and told "spend it." I need a husband. Or Jesus.
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
I was so drunk last night dude. I woke up this morning to my oven being wide open and my pants on the kitchen floor.
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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