they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
I'm going to start charging you rent if you keep leaving your random conquests on my living room couch the morning after
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
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