Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
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