I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
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