hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
When the neighbors threatened to call the cops, he yelled at them that American laws didnt apply to him because he was Danish. He then sang his own version of "America fuck yeah" along to daft punk, then fell down the porch steps. Can we keep him?!?!
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
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