Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
If I were a woman I'd fill my water bra with liquor so that I could sip on it throughout the day.
he said i was chugging vodka in the parking lot, gave my # to a married man, started a food fight, and passed out at the bar. how could he NOT consider that a good first date???
Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
I will not remember tonight for the most part. This text will be evidence. You can and probably will use this against me.
In her drunkenness, she packed a bag with tequila, two shot glasses, salt, a knife, and two pears. She was prepared but too high to distinguish pears from limes.
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
We just had a 30 min argument on the actual birth date of Jesus, it ended in my brother and ain't cursing each other and an 8 yr old answering it by using Siri.
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
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