Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
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