David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Turns out, Windex will cut right through semen stains on a computer case.
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
drunk grocery shopping was not as bad of an idea as i thought, this salmon cat food tastes a lot like tuna
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
And, by “make you dinner” I mean “have lots of sex and multiple orgasms.” So you should probably eat something and before you come over
And hydrate too
Randomize
