she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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