1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
So here's a brief summary of my weekend: last night I drank four glasses of Death Punch, grabbed the toaster, said "This is mine", put it in my pants and walked out the front door.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
Never joke about your clitoris.
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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