I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
he needs to stop telling all his friends what my queefs sound like. its getting awkward to be around people who can quote my vagina.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
Hey I know you're not home, but I'm here. Your front door is unlocked and someone took shit on your doormat...
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
Best part about losing weight and not fitting into your pants any longer? They come off quick for chipotle emergencies.
I'm sorry I didn't get you anything for your birthday
It's just you didn't get me the fucking bear suit last year
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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