very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
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