Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
The landlord called, GOOD NEWS! Noise violation #2! Something about people singing and fighting with vodka bottles in the parking lot. Well done us.
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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