can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
Apparently drunk me thought it was a good idea to buy $100 worth of band aids and stick them all over everything in the apartment.
Last night someone asked you what your favorite color was and you said "bagel."
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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