So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
I don't know how to tell my mom that I'm not sober enough to drive to the dentist...
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
this hospital has no fireball
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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