Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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