Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
you were trying to convince me that you weren't drunk by grabbing my shoulders, looking deeply into my eyes and saying "i can see your sparkle"
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
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