I just lost $50 at the races, got drunk, and woke up to my ex-gf. Apparently the good decisions kept on rolling...
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
she texted me out of nowhere. and I wanted to get drunk. like I didn't even have her new number until 6 hours ago and bam we were rolling around drinking cotton candy vodka from the bottle she had stuffed in a boot
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
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