You really coming over, don't trick.
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
Found your pants in the mailbox
What were my pants doing in the mailbox?
I don't know but there's postage on them
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
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