I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
bad: friday night i tripped and fell outside my dorm. worse: i just found out i broke my ankle. worst: i was shitfaced and don't remember any of this.
Id love to say been there done that but im a slutty drunk not a stupid one.
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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