I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
Every minute you wait for the sex that's not gonna happen, we're missing a tone deaf, drunk, tard-asaurus rex half-sing a 90's song to a bunch of other dinotards at karaoke.
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.
I used an emoji to tell him I was pregnant. I should feel bad about that, right?
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
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