If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
I'm at work, still drunk. Can you turn on the radio? If the station goes off the air I passed out. Can't get fired. Haven't slept yet.
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
not ubering you a puppy
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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