my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
the party we crashed was not a party. the party we crashed was jens grandads funeral.
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
I FOUND THE LEGS
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
Randomize
