didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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