im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
Just bumped into my ex. Blowing a dude in the ladies' room at Disney World. I guess it really was her not me.
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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